Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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