He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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