I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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