dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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