There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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