never play flip cup with pint glasses
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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