My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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