she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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