i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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