so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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