My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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