Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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