whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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