The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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