Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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