Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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