i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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