dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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