at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm experimenting with sincerity
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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