I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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