Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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