Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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