I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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