She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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