I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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