Dual....:-)
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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