K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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