is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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