Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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