just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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