It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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