You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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