I just pynch a tree in the face
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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