She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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