I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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