i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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