Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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