We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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