Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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