Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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