new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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