you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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