Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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