Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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