Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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