brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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