What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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