But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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