also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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