i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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