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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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