Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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