I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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