well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize