Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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