it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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