can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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